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Scene 1: Opening[]

(Netflix with 2021 animated logo)

(In the beginning, Chinatown appears in Johnny's daydream. Johnny yells like Tarzan and jumps out the vine after swinging it. Eduard Khil singing Trololo and he flies. Johnny runs and jumps to the lava in slow motion. Hugh appears, sneaking towards Johnny as almost in the middle of a dream, Hugh jumps up snapping him out of his dream.)

Hugh (2021 Reboot): HEY!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (screaming, falls from grape juice stand and crashes into a bed) Dad! Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming! When a kid's in the zone, leave him alone.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Come on, Johnny. I just wanted to wish you a happy New Year!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Laughing) Hey, Dad. Thank you!

(Hugh expresses pain on the right side of his jaw)

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Oh, ah! Oh! Hey um... I got s—I got something stuck in my teeth. It's driving me crazy! Can you help me out here? Please?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ah! You came to the right place, Dad. Dr. Test Kid is in the house! Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may.

(Hugh opens the mouth, but Johnny can't see anything, because it's dark)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I don't see anything.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): (Muffled) It's on the left.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ow!

Hugh (2021 Reboot): (Muffled) Oh, sorry.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): OK, just don't talk with your mouth full. (Hugh nods) Aha! Right here. (takes out a snow globe and holds it) What the heck is this doing in there?

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Happy birthday, Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Aww. Hey, thanks, Dad. You put it in behind the tooth. You all right.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): These aren't even on the shelf yet. Here! Check it out. Check it out! Look at that. Ooh! Look at that! Ooh!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Look at that. It's snow globe.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): 10 years old, huh? A decade. Double digits. The big 2-O! You don't like it?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, no, it's great!

Hugh (2021 Reboot): You hate it. Ugh! I should've gotten you the Hugh alarm clock. That's the one. That’s the big seller.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, no, no. The present's great, really. It's just that another year's come and gone and I'm still doing the same old thing. (imitating Abraham Lincoln) "Stand over here, sports over here. Eat some meatloaf. Walk back over here."

Hugh (2021 Reboot): I see your problem.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Maybe I should go to school.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): You just need to break out of that boring routine.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): How?

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Throw out the old act. Get out there! Who knows what you're gonna do. Make it up as you go along. Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Really?

Hugh (2021 Reboot): You know, make it sloppy.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Whoa, huh? Okay. I could do sloppy, Dad.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Sounds good to me.

[Dancing With Myself plays as the statue British cricketers ring the bell at the front of the Porkbelly ring at the Porkbelly's opening hour at 10:04 AM. The Quahog People are coming! Hugh bursts with excitement about them.]

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Here come the Quahog people, Johnny! Oh, I love the Quahog people! It's fun Quahog people fun time! Whoo!

(Hugh hops into Susan and Mary's bedroom and tap dances on their hairs)

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Let's go, Susan and Mary! Up and at 'em! We're tripping to Quahog, Rhode Island!

Susan (2021 Reboot): (yawning) What day is it, Dad?

Hugh (2021 Reboot): It's Friday! Quahog people is out there! Dadadadada! Boom! Let’s go! Come on!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Yes, it's Quahog dorks. Let's get up and go... (falls asleep again) in 4 more minutes.

(ricocheting off a stairs, Hugh arrives at the living room of Lila's sofa. Lila is a timid woman with constant health problems, or so he thinks)

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Come on! (sings in Conga style) Lila, Lila, Lila! Lila, Lila, Lila! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. Let's go!

Lila (2021 Reboot): (scoffs) Not for me. I'm calling in sick.

Hugh (2021 Reboot): What?

Lila (2021 Reboot): I found a re-- another red spot on my neck. Right here. See? Right t- Right there. You see?

Hugh (2021 Reboot): Sweetheart, you know it's all in your red spots. Hmm?

[Quahog adults and QPD officers burst through the Porkbelly gates eager to view the Porkbelly people and Johnny.]

Quahog adult 1 (2021 Reboot): Let's go on! Come on!

[As rushed kids and girls threw away their soup cups in the trash, Magoo yawns, retrieves a comic book, but instead of a newspaper, a half-full soup cup, and a sushi, but instead of a donut and returns to his roommate Mr. Cat, a half-cat half-bulldog who doesn't speak.]

Magoo (2021 Reboot): Mr. Cat! Wake up, you filthy kitty. (Magoo gives Mr. Cat his soup cup while he reads the comic book as a newspaper and eats his sushi as a donut. Meanwhile, Bling-Bling Eugene prepares to give his technicians something special.)

Bling-Bling Eugene (2021 Reboot): Oh, I'm going to be epic. Straight out the special. Tasty goood! Epic-Special-Delicious. (sips some soda and swallows it) Zipper soda.

[an Quahog crowd awaits outside Johnny's grape juice stand as they wait for their king to emerge]

Tonal Translator: Ladies and gentle-people, Quahog people of all ages, the Porkbelly King Action Show proudly presents:

Quahog adults and QPD officers (2021 Reboot): (chanting) Johnny! Test! Jonathan! Xavier!

[backstage Johnny prepares himself for another day of Quahog people pleasing]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh! Show them the kid! Who's the kid? Whoo!

Tonal Translator: The hero kid of Porkbelly.

Both: Johnny Test!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (grunts) Whoooooooooooooooooooo!

Quahog adult 2 (2021 Reboot): It's showtime! (simultaneously as Johnny emerges and turns on Ultra-Water Spray Fan blowing his fire-haired blonde hair)

[Johnny emerges on his grape juice stand and lets out his signature wow.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): WOW!!!

[Quahog adults and QPD officers go humanity This is what he lived for! The cameraman takes pictures of him. Meanwhile, Quahog adults and QPD officers gather around Bling-Bling Eugene's volcano HQ to see his act.]

Bling-Bling Eugene (2021 Reboot): Gather around, Quahog people. Big show about to start. Check out the boy richer taking care of tougher in fire. That's it.

[sucking up some soda, Bling-Bling Eugene performs impossibly impressive soda tricks with his mouth then sprays at 9 QPD officers. This amazes the Quahog adults and attracts photographers to take pictures of him. A series of pictures show Lila swimming tricks and Susan and Mary's science and creation. On side of the agent base, the two agents, Mr. Black and Mr. White are plotting something of their mission...]

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): Congratulations, people of Quahog and Porkbelly. Congratulations. General, Mission explain!

[The General, the best S.S.G.A. general of the group, emerges from a hole dug out previously by the agents]

The General (2021 Reboot): We're only 3 feet from the main sewer line.

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): And the good news?

The General (2021 Reboot): We've broken our last shovel, Mr. Black. (shows a broken shovel)

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): Right. (turns to a litter garbage soldier) Garbage soldier, you're on job on the pool control. We need three shovels. And find more three lacrosse sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in. (A litter garbage soldier jumps in the pool)

[Mr. White, the best S.S.G.A. agent of the group, perks up]

Mr. White (2021 Reboot): You're have between to pool control, Mr. Black?

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): I want you to look handsome, Mr. White. Today we're got blew this Malaysia.

(A litter garbage soldier snatches a lacrosse stick from an one of Quahog people eating his chocolate fudges and bucket of fried chicken wings and Crash Canasta, meanwhile at sunset, impresses his last Quahog adults and QPD officers by making fart noises with his arm pits.)

Crash Canasta: Yeah! You don't see that on Quahog! Ha-ha. (mesmerized Quahog people are hauled away by disgusted and confused QPD officers) Well, show's over, guys. Thanks for watching. I hope you thought it was pround. I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. These are Billy Anderson's worst enemies, including Peter the Pilot, Dr. Henchman, Pirate Dad, The Mysterious Man, Tough Chief, American Musician, Magician One, Red Ninja, Tiny Man Cowboy, Detective Inspector, Monster Truck Creature, Dragon Death, Hamster Monster, Mother Nature, The Shush Master, Cricket Bat Monster, Two-headed Baseball Player, Headless Mobster Ghost, Talking Trumpet and Old Man Pigs. But, these are Billy Anderson's second worst enemies, including Bigfoot Mammoth, Professor Job, Dinging Clam Monster, Dumb Ape and Meatball Monster. But is again, these are Billy Anderson's third worst enemies, including Goofy Bird, Policeman Old, Susan, an man with top hat, Crab Sea Captain, Bird San Diego Man, Acid Monster, Grim Rea-Master, Mime Master, Frog Bulldog, Flattened Fish Monster and Tombstone Digger Monster. But is once again, Billy Anderson's fourth worst enemies, including Skeleton Warrior, Corpse Warrior, Turned Inside Out Warrior and Ghost Warrior. Please don't forget to never beetle and bug killed your kids. (sips on his Buzz Lightyear-shaped soda cup) And driving his taxi, because he's Trouble Double Down Cookies.

[suddenly a pair of lacrosse sticks dig up from the ground and Mr. Black, Mr. White, The General and his an litter garbage soldier emerge]

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): You, Crash Canasta. Sprechen sie Englisch?

Crash Canasta: I sprechen.

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): What continent is this, Crash Canasta?

Crash Canasta: Manhattan Van Helsing.

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): What the What! We're still in South Asia. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive!

Crash Canasta: Hey, hey! You in the international military court! Wait a second! What are you boys doing?

Litter garbage soldier: We're digging to United Kingdom. (receives a slap from Mr. Black to silence him)

Crash Canasta: London, United Kingdom?

Litter garbage soldier: Can't you keep a daredevil, my friend? (Crash Canasta nods and leans down to listen a little awesome-sauce without the others noticing) Do you ever see any government agents running free around United Kingdom? (he shakes his head for no) Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not supernatural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of London. To the British guys! (the four high five each other as an litter garbage soldier slaps Mr. Black.)

Crash Canasta: The British people? You could actually go there? That sounds great. (before he can thank them, the four have already gone down the hole) Hey, hold up! Where is this place? (Muffled) Tell me where it is, Mr. Black! (Mr. Black alone emerges from the hole pushing his face)

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): Don't seeing each other again... Okay?

Crash Canasta: Yes, Mr. Black! Oh! Like I said, I'm sorry. No, Mr. Black. (Mr. Black dives back into the hole and seals the hole entrance with giant wooden cork)

Tonal Translator: For his final appearance of the day, the hero of Porkbelly. Johnny Test!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Wow!!!

[And the bells are ringing, because it's time to go home and close the Porkbelly.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are great. You're a great crowd. Give yourselves a hand, huh. Thank you. (sock flies in his face) Oh. Thank you. Oh! Well. Thank you. Oh, that's too kind. Too kind. (sling shoots the I Hate Porkbelly socks which land on one of QPD officers' face)

QPD police officer (2021 Reboot): Aah! I Hate Porkbelly socks!!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Quahog adults and QPD officers leave the Porkbelly) Everybody get home safe. Hey! Check out my Website. Twenty-four hour Johnny Cam mansion. Watch me sleep.

Scene 2: Dukey's 7th birthday begins[]

[Dusk hits the Johnny Cam mansion, and the staff roams the Johnny Cam mansion as side of a rooms with a band of Johnny's butlers to relax the exhausted Test family of their hard work. Hugh gets his feet without his shoes and polished like shoes. receives a meatloaf from his one of Johnny's butlers.]

Lila (2021 Reboot): This is the life. (Lila receives a lettuce, mashed potatoes and chicken salad for her meal while drying in a towel and polish nails for a massage.)

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): (Susan and Mary is still getting medical treatment) That's the sick. (a one of Johnny's Butlers reveals a tray full of two red and blue pills and two glass of orange juice to make him feel better) Oh! I'm in medical treatment.

[Johnny seems to get the most treatment out of all the Test family and receives fire-haired blonde hair grooming, nail trimming, and a full pack of Halloween candy]

Johnny's butler 1: Lunch is served, Johnny.

Johnny's butler 2: Bon appétit, Johnny.

[Johnny which he devours in a number of seconds leaving a candy wrappers. And later that night, the four friends gather through a small party to celebrate Dukey's 7th birthday]

Susan (2021 Reboot): Ooh, it's Dukey's birthday!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Just rip it open. Come on!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): What is it? What is it?

Susan (2021 Reboot): Come on. Open it up. What you get? What you get? What you get?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yeah! A Thermo-Inator from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Thanks. I love it, Susan. I love it. (puts it in his mouth with style)

Mary (2021 Reboot): Yeah, I wanted to give you something personal. You know, that was Professor Slopsink's invention, Temperature-Bot-Seeing.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Magoo-! (Dukey proceeds to gag at the thought and spits out Temperature-Bot-Seeing while licking his tongue)

Mary (2021 Reboot): I'll miss that good fuzzy doggy.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Okay. Get the cake. Mary, let's go.

Everyone but Dukey (2021 Reboot): ♪ Hmmmm… ♪

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Happy

Susan (2021 Reboot): birth-

Mary (2021 Reboot): day

Johnny (2021 Reboot): to

Susan (2021 Reboot): you.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You

Susan (2021 Reboot): live

Mary (2021 Reboot): in

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Porkbelly.

Susan (2021 Reboot): You

Mary (2021 Reboot): look

Johnny (2021 Reboot): like

Susan (2021 Reboot): Ma-

Mary (2021 Reboot): goo.

Susan (2021 Reboot): (holds long note) Aaaaand

Johnny (2021 Reboot): you smell

Mary (2021 Reboot): like  

Susan (2021 Reboot): one

Everyone but Dukey (2021 Reboot): too!

Magoo (2021 Reboot): (spits out his tea) Like I said, Dukey Channel Show!

Mr. Cat (2021 Reboot): Meow.

Old policeman (2021 Reboot): (Smells his armpits and faints) Triple.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Aw, well, now, you friends are just embarrassing me. And yourselves.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What are you talking about? We worked on that all week.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Let's go. Let's make a wish, Dukey Test.

(Dukey blows out the candle shaped like a 7 then takes a biggest bite)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Come on. What'd you wish for?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Nope. Can't tell you that.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Come on. Tell, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): No, siree, Johnny. I'm telling you, it's bad luck. You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out. But if you want to be safe, I'll keep my mouth shut.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Oh, for crying out loud, Dukey. Would you just tell us? I mean, really. What could happen?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): OK. I wished I could go to the dog park!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): The dog park?! Whoa! (Johnny falls over)

(Mary swallows the party tooter and chokes)

(Susan drops her jaw and Johnny thuds)

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I told you it was bad luck.

(Then Susan tries to get the tooter out of Mary's throat)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): The dog park? Are you kidding? That is the worst idea I've ever heard.

Mary (2021 Reboot): (coughs) It's unsanitary.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Mr. Black, Mr. White, The General and his an litter garbage soldier are going. So why can't I?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Mr. Black, Mr. White, The General and his an litter garbage soldier are psychotic.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Come on. Just imagine going back to Porkbelly. Back to your roots. Clean air, wide-open spaces!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Well, I hear they have wide-open spaces in United Kingdom and London.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): United Kingdom and London?

Mary (2021 Reboot): Yeah. What you got to do is you got to go over to London Underground and Westminster tube station. Then you got to take the Metropolitan line train... line?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): So one could take the Metropolitan line train? Just hypothetically.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey, come on. What would United Kingdom have to offer us?

Mary (2021 Reboot): Lung cancer.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Thank you, Mary.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): No, no, really, really, I just want...

Johnny (2021 Reboot): There's certainly none of this in the British dog park. Plus, this is a highly refined type of food thing that you do not find in the British dog park.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): You ever thought there might be more to life than Extra Large Rock Candy, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): He didn't mean that, fuzzy buddy. No, no, no.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Doesn't it bother you friends that you don't know anything about life outside this Porkbelly?

Mary (2021 Reboot): Nuh-uh.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Mmm-mm.

Mary (2021 Reboot): Nope.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Well. I mean, come on. That's just one subject. You got a little, uh, you got a little schmutz right there on your... (eats his blue rock candy)

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Sighs and uses a napkin to clean his mouth) Thanks, Johnny. Thanks for the party is over. It was great. Really. (Johnny spits a wooden rock candy stick and drops it as Dukey uses the treadmill)

Mary (2021 Reboot): What's eating him?

Susan (2021 Reboot): (whispered) Maybe you should talk to him, Johnny. You know, go over there and give him a little pep talk.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Hey, My dad's already gave me a snow globe. I can't top that, Susan.

Susan (2021 Reboot): (Sighs) Johnny…

Johnny's butler 3: I can see where this is going, Johnny. (Yawns) It is getting late. I guess I'm gonna... (snores)

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): (whispered) Come on. He's your best friend, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): All right, all right. OK.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Goodnight, Dukey. (opens their door and closes their door)

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Goodnight, Susan and Mary.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ahhh… What a day. I mean, just really, really I mean I tell you, it just doesn't get any better than this, you know? Ooh! It just did. Even the star's out. Not going to find a star like that in Porkbelly.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Pilot's helicopter. (it flies away)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey. Fuzzy buddy. Listen closely. Everybody has days when they think the butcher might be dog food somewhere else.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny. Look at me. I'm talking dog. My life is half over. And I don't even know if I'm eating for steak named porterhouse... or another steak named New York strip.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey. I'm thinking of a song.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny. Please. Not this family.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song. I think you're familiar with it. ♪ I love to live in Porkbbbbbbbeeeelllllllyyyyyyy!! ♪

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no. I'm not listening! Lalalalalalalalalalala!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): ♪ No better place to be ♪

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I don't know you!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): ♪ Where guys and girls do all they can to live in harmony ♪

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Laughs) He's funny. Who is that?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Come on, Dukey. You know you know the words. Two little words.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Boring.

Johnny and Dukey (2021 Reboot): ♪ So climb our highest mountain or join us while we singgggggggggg!!♪

Unseen Johnny's butler 4: Shut up, shut up, shut up, Johnny and Dukey!! Hey, I'm sleeping here! We're not all nocturnal, you know!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Hey, I'll knock your "turnal" right off, butler.

Unseen Johnny's butler 5: Yeah, you and what army, Dukey furry?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You mess with him, you mess with me, butler!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Ah ha ha ha!

Unseen Johnny's butler 6: You're a flame-haired boy!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): See? Mr. Grumpy Hairball! We make a great team, the two of us.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): We sure do. No doubt about it.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): So, what are you going to do? Just go running off to England by yourself?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Good.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Please.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): You and me. Let's go, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): London. Come on. You and me together. It's a straight shot down London Underground to Westminster tube station. We'll grab a train, we'll head north. We can be back by morning. No one will ever know.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Chuckles) You're joking. Right, Johnny?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Chuckles) Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking. Give me a break. Like we're going to get a train, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Chuckles) Oh. (Sighs) Don't do that. You really had me worried there.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Yawning) Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Yeah, me too. I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow. It's Valentine's Day, you know. Have to singing extra loud. Give them a little jolt! You know what I’m talking about, Dukey?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Goodnight, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Sighs and claps twice to turn off the light and hears a dog) Oh. They forgot to turn off the ambiance again, butler!

Johnny's butler 7: Don't worry, Johnny. It's cool. You know, I got it. (kicks the speaker, shooing the bird away as it now turns to the sounds of the ambulance)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ah. Nice and toasty. (10 hours later) Come on, now, baby. My little candy. My little salt-water taffy with a little fat around the belly. I like that. I like a little belly on my Halloween candy. My sweet, Juicy Sugar Double Chocolate Candy Canes. You are a fruit cakes.

[Susan and Mary poked their heads in Johnny's bedroom.]

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Johnny? Johnny? Johnny. Johnny. Johnny, Wake up!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What? What?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Johnny, listen. We have to you're thinking it's Dukey is going to London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (sighs) What is it, Susan and Mary?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Okay, okay. (Sighs) You know how we have that bladder infection and we have to get up every ten hours? Well, we got up to taking a nap and wakes up, um, and looked over at Dukey's pet seat, which, you know, we usually don't do. we don't know why, but we did. And this time we looked over and Dukey was died for the accident beating by the British train station passengers.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What, Girls? What is going on here?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): It's Dukey! He's dead!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dead?! (Slaps in his face by Susan) Agh! Ow! What do you mean, not dead or still alive?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): (Look at the door that Hugh were in) How long has he been working on this? Dukey! Dukey!!

Johnny's butler 3: He wouldn't fit down there, Susan and Mary.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (tries to look for Dukey in the sofa, chair, laptop and elevator, noticing that he isn't there) Dukey? Dukey?! Dukey! Dukey!!

Johnny's butler 3: This doesn't make any sense. Where would he go, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (in terror) United Kingdom!!

Johnny's butler 3: He wouldn't, Johnny.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Oh, no! What are we going to do? We gotta-- we gotta-- I mean, we gotta-- we gotta-- we gotta call somebody, Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Gasps as he calls 311 on the payphone from Hong Kong) Hello?! Get me Missing Pets!! And hurry! We've got my lost dog probably on the way to United Kingdom by now, and we're gonna need...!!

Billy Joe Cobra (2021 Reboot): (Grunts, retrieves a headset and only hears Johnny talking) Hello? Hello, Johnny? Brofessor? Dude?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Wait a minute?! We can't call the deceased rockstar? And a ghost guitarist?

Billy Joe Cobra (2021 Reboot): Say what...?!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (takes the Hong Kong payphone and throws it out) They'll be really angry! It'll get Dukey dognapped for good. You don't kill the lawyer that hurt you. Before Dad and Mom is waking up from taking a sleep and getting and really mad them at 69 minutes or grounded for life.

Johnny's butler 3: Mm-hmm. I know that's right, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): We got to go after him, butler.

Mary (2021 Reboot): Go after him, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): He's not thinking straight, Girls. You're don't them from made up an big mistake of his lesson. It's probably out there gone and die, not to be confused with Donald Dog. (sadly sighs) Sadly big puppy.

[S.O.S (The Tiger Took My Family) is playing while Dukey walks through Porkbelly]

(Fall Out Boy: The Carpal Tunnel of Love plays as Johnny tries to land while he grabs statuette of Johnny Cam, but he breaks a piece head of Johnny Cam's statue and falls down on the swimming pool carpet)

Johnny's butler 3: (bursts through the Johnny Cam manor gate) Johnny, Susan, Mary, come on!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): You know, maybe one of us should wait here in case he comes back, butler.

Johnny's butler 3: No, yes. Not this time! This is no more complicated, Girls. We all got to go!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What's the speeded away to Center Flagpoles Headquarters?!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Ooh! You should take 1378 Chadentech Building in the Porkbelly.

Johnny's butler 3: Girls!!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Okay. "We." We should take Chadentech Building.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): But first, what about Porkbelly Airport, butler?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Yes, Porkbelly Airport goes 10 ways. You can't time the lights, Johnny.

Popee (2021 Reboot): Urajīmiru pūchin ga Mosukuwa de enzetsu shite iru no o kiita??? [English: I heard Vladimir Putin is speaking at Moscow???]

Doraemon (2021 Reboot): Kare ni ressun o oshiemasu ka, popī. Demo, ryokō tokkyū no kippu o nusuma rete nanika arimasu ka? [English: Do you teach him a lesson, Popee. But, Do you anything to the stolen for your travel express tickets, pal?]

Popee (2021 Reboot): Mochiron, Doraemon. Rondon intānashonaru sentā furaggupōruzu heddokuu~ōtāzu ni tandoku de ikimasu! [English: Well, of course, Doraemon. we're going to London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters at himself!]

(Dukey does skateboarding then falls. Johnny, Susan, Mary and his butler were at the bus stop)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I knew we should've taken Porkbelly Airport. Are you sure this is the speeded away to London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): I don't care that! That's what an butler said.

Johnny's butler 3: Hey. Hey, you, guys. That bathroom break has share nasty little urinals you can't gotta his pee in and look! (sticks out his tongue, revealing an red urinal cake) Toilet urinal cake!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): This isn't a school bus, butler! (throws the red urinal cake on the platform) This is Rescue Overdrive Squad Porkbelly to save Dukey from throwing his lesson away! Now, where's the taxi?

Johnny's butler 3: Whoa, Taxi driver is here in the taxi. (Johnny, Susan, Mary and her butler stick their heads onto the tracks in the wrong direction and one of Johnny's butlers starts his screaming as the taxi breaks his face)

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): What did Dukey save to you? I asked you to general area, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I can't! I can't! I don't remember! He said, "Go on." And Like I said, "What are you doing here, guys?" And he says, "I'm talking dog." And he is porterhouse steak and New York strip steak, and so then we sang and... (Julius Hibbert, Lionel Hutz, Helen Lovejoy, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Captain Horatio McCallister, Akira, Hans Moleman, Marvin Monroe, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mayor Joe Quimby, Dr. Nick Riviera, Agnes Skinner, Cletus Spuckler, Disco Stu, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Moe Szyslak, Sam, Larry, Kirk Van Houten and Luann Van Houten screaming and running away thinking they're getting attacked)

British traffic police officer: (notices that dog can talk) What you got to do is go straight back down Borough of Newham, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Uh-huh.

British traffic police officer: It's on your left after Greater London, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Okay.

British traffic police officer: If you hit the London Eye, you've gone too far, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Oh, yeah. Thank you, British sir.

British traffic police officer: Hey! Wait for the light, Dukey! Nevermind.

Pirate announcer: Did you say "talking dog"?

Pirate Captain: Yeah, yeah, that's right, pirate announcer. A dog. Right in front of me. Can I shoot it?

Pirate announcer: Negative, Chief Captain.

Chief Captain: Then I'm going to need some backup, pirate announcer.

(At the side of an taxi, Johnny, Susan, Mary and his butler are on inside it as Johnny sees frightened Superintendant Chalmers reading his newspaper about cricket game.)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (reads Superintendant Chalmers' sports newspaper then yawns) Aw! I don't have it.

Johnny's butler 3: What are you going to do, Johnny, Girls?

Taxi driver: Here it there, passengers. London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters. The adress is: 1378 Chadentech Building, Porkbelly.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Did that just say "London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters" or "1378 Chadentech Building", Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): This is escape, Girls!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters! It's center and it's flagpoles.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! (squeezes their heads out of the taxi door, hit the stop sign and destroys Dan Castellaneta's hot dog cart)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown, Troy McClure, Sideshow Mel, Rainier Wolfcastle, Arnie Pye, Radioactive Man, Duffman, Bumblebee Man, Bill, Marty, Drederick Tatum, Mr. Teeny, Scott Christian, Booberella, Gabbo, Lurleen Lumpkin, Clancy Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Crazy Cat Lady, Lindsey Naegle, Cookie Kwan, Wiseguy, Brandine Spuckler, The Yes Guy, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Blue-haired Lawyer, Judge Roy Snyder, Rich Texan, Luigi Risotto, Old Jewish Man, Mrs. Glick, Jasper Beardly, Comic Book Guy, Barney Gumble, Maude Flanders, Ned Flanders, Professor Frink and Gil Gunderson screaming and running away) Move aside, everyone of Springfield. We have an emergency here. This is an emergency situation. No need. Hey, hey. Just chill out, humans. It's not that big of an emergency. Hey! Hey! Would you-? Hey! Aah! Ooh!

Fry (2021 Reboot): (Hitting Johnny with his gym bag, kicks Johnny in between the legs, retrieves a cockroach spray from his gym bag and sprays in Johnny's eyes) Upstairs, downstairs, Take that, and this! How about spray, jerk kid?! Yah!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ow! My eyes! It's burns on my eyes! Fry, what is wrong with you?! (gets hit by his gym bag twice with Fry) Hey! Stop fighting with your foolish gym bag, Fry!

Fry (2021 Reboot): (notices that kid's are flame hair on his head) You're a jerk, kid!

Pow-Oool: The next travel to Japan has been…

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (angrily) Darn it! I missed Japan! (calms himself down) Looks like I’m gonna have to take the United Kingdom. Aah!

(Suddenly, Johnny tackles Dukey in victorious)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I got him! I've got him!

Johnny's butler 3: He's got him!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): He's got him! He's got him! He's got him! He's got...

Fry (2021 Reboot): And there's plenty more?! Where that came from, jerks! (hit Susan and Mary with his gym bag)

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (crashes into two giant mini Big Bens that reads 11:00) We're okay. We're okay. We're okay.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Whoa! What are you friends doing here, Johnny, Girls, butler?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh! I am so glad we found you, Dukey.

Johnny's butler 3: We were so... worried about you, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine, Johnny.

[In the Hall of the Mountain King plays as London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters goes dark as the police law enforcement in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America and Japanese ninjas are called]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great, butler, Girls. Hey, you hear that? Dukey's fine. Ah. That's good to know. 'Cause I was just wondering, uh... (now becomes desperate, disappointed, furious, unusual, crazy and frustrated) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, DUKEY?!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE MY BUTLER AND MY GIRLS!!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): What's the big deal, Johnny?! I was coming back in the morning, Johnny!!!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Don't you ever do this again, Dukey!! Do you hear him?!

Johnny's butler 3: Do you hear me?!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Dorks? We're running out of time!!!

Johnny's butler 3: Oh, Girls, you're all crushed these two Big Ben clocks?!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Do you even realize what you've put us through, Dukey?! Don't you ever do this again, Dukey! Don't you ever, ever do this again, Dukey!!

Johnny's butler 3: Don't--Come here! (grunting and panting as he tries to remove the two broken giant Big Ben clocks off Susan and Mary's heads until the law enforcement in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America came to stop them while Mr. Black, Mr. White, The General and his an litter garbage soldier are reading a newspaper about baseball game)

The General (2021 Reboot): Raise your arms, everyone. (Mr. Black, Mr. White and his an litter garbage soldier they raise their arms)

All Law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America: Hold your fire, you nasty thieves! (points weapons at Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and his butler as Japanese ninjas use their swords and Fry also came with Billy Joe Cobra, one of QPD officers, one of Quahog adults, Dan Castellaneta and his British traffic policeman)

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): Look handsome, General. Look handsome.

Popee (2021 Reboot): (British travel agent gives Popee his four express tickets and gets caught by the law enforcement police officers in China, Spain, France, United States, Japan with Korea is holding with weapons with Doraemon) Watashitachiha kanpaidesu, nakama. Watashi o hokori ni omotte kudasai! [English: We're toast, pal. Make me proud!]

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Whispering) It's the law enforcement police officers. (Loudly) Good evening, British officers!

Johnny's butler 3: No. No. Nope. You don't talk now. Okay, Dukey? You're not so good with the "putting the words together and they’re coming out good" thing. You keep it "silence", Dukey! (turns to the law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America) Hey, guys! How you doing, officers? Yeah. You know what? Everything's cool. We just, uh, had a little situation here, cops. (The Japanese police officer push an police constable with his poison dart gun, but he's frightened of one of Johnny Cam's butlers, so the law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America use their L.E.P.D. shields to block the sacredly constable's path) Little internal situation, officers. Actually, my friend just went a little crazy. It happens to everybody. The downtown gets to us all. Just went a little brain in your soul patch.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Hey! Don't be calling me little brain in your soul patch.

Johnny's butler 3: Just silence, Johnny! I'll take care of it. Ow!

Fry (2021 Reboot): (kicks one of Johnny's butlers' crotch) Oh yeah, Let's get them, Dan Castella-!

QPD police officer, Quahog adult 2, Billy Joe Cobra and Dan Castellaneta (2021 Reboot): Stop that, stop this, stop it, Fry! (pulls Fry away) Calm down, Mr. Philip.

Johnny's butler 3: Ow! Why do ya mind and give it up Sir Leader-a-Lot? Ooh! We’re just gonna take my little friend, Johnny here home and... uh, forget this ever happened, officers. All right? No harm, no foul, no further, no glory, right, officers? (the law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America and his police constable feel shocked) Oh, no, no, no. Hey, it's cool, professional law enforcement. It's me, One of Johnny's butlers. From Johnny Cam mansion. Ha! (laughs, scaring the law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America and his police constable) Ha! Ha! What's the matter with them, Johnny, Girls, Dukey? (gets shot in the back by a red poison dart with an police constable) Whoa! Ow… (Starts to dying) Wow! Whoo! I gonna very, very dead. Hey! Aw. I love you Johnny, Girls, Dukey. (in slow motion) I love you so much, Jonathan...

[Loverboy: Working for the Weekend plays in one of Johnny's butlers' hallucination]

Hank Anchorman (2021 Reboot): Hank Anchorman here. First night's dramatic incident in London International Center Flagpoles Headquarters is an example of what masterminds rights burglars have been shouting for years: The criminals clearly don't belong in captivity. Now they are to be sent back to their natural Johnny Cam paradise mansion, where they will live their lives in the escape they so clearly desire.

Johnny's butler 3: (sticks out his hand weakly) Hey. Little help here, please?

Police Chief and Mustache Cop: (audience runs away) He's alive! He's alive, aah! (shoots more poison darts with different colors, the yellow one lands in the middle of his palm revealing it to the viewers)

Dog Walking Man: Do something!

Johnny's butler 3: Oh, come on...

[One of Johnny's butlers' Working for the Weekend hallucination plays again, but speeded up]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (his eyes glow in the dark) Ugh… Oh, my eyes. (Bumps his head) Oh! Ah! What the...? Wait. Where...? What...? I'm in a boat jail cell! Oh, no. No, no! Not the boat jail cell. Oh, no, they can't arrested me. Not me! (Whimpering) Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Darkness creeping in. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Walls closing in around me. So close. So close.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (his eyes open) Johnny! Johnny, are you there?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yeah! Speaking to him, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh, Dukey! You're here!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): What's going on? Are you okay?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): This doesn't look good, Dukey.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): (her eyes open) Dukey? Johnny, is that you?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Girls!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You're all here too!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I am loving the sound of your voice, Sisters!

Mary (2021 Reboot): What is going on, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): We're all in boat jail cells.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Oh, no! Wha...?

Billy Sykes: (opens his eyes) Oh… Sleeping just knocks me out, boy and girls.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Billy Sykes!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy Sykes!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Is that Billy Sykes?

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): What are you doing here? And where's the butler?

Billy Sykes: Yeah. No, I'm fine. It's your butler are dead. (Yawning) I'm patient and I'm an died. While I'm taking an defibrillator.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy, you're not getting an defibrillator.

Billy Sykes: Morgue?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No! No morgue! It's Law Enforcement Police Department. It's L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat!

Billy Sykes: L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat?! Oh, no. No, no, I can't be trapped. I have an Disney entertainment with Ward Kimball at 7:00.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Billy. Billy! Calm down, Billy. Relax.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Billy. Calm down, Billy.

Billy Sykes: There are corns that have to be filled. No other Porkbelly corn maze could afford my popcorn! And I am not going kart racing!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Take it easy, Billy. It's gonna be okay. We are going to be fun.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, Dukey. We're not going to be fun. Now because of you, we're ruined!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Because of me? I fail to see how this is my fault, Johnny.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): You're kidding, right, Dukey?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You! You ticked off the people. You fighting the police in countries, Dukey. You fighting the police in countries. (mimicking) "I don't know who I am. I don't know who I am. I got to go find myself in Porkbelly!" Oh, please.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Hey, hey. I did not ask you to come after me, did I, Johnny?

Billy Sykes: He does have a point, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Say what?

Billy Sykes: I did say we should stay at Porkbelly, but you boys--

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (cuts him off, as the view changes to outside of the jail cell safes) Billy, just shut it! You’re the one who suggested this whole idea to him in the first place.

Mary (2021 Reboot): Alex, leave Billy out of this, please.

Billy Sykes: Thank you, boys. Besides, Jonathan Test, it's not my fault that we were trapped.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Billy, shut it. Does anybody feeling sick?

Billy Sykes: I feeling sick.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy, you always feeling sick.

(Horn blares from L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat as Mr. White tries to read the white paper from a jail cell safes)

The General (2021 Reboot): Mission explain.

Mr. White (2021 Reboot): It's a white paper, General. I can't make it snappy.

The General (2021 Reboot): Hmm... You, Magoo.

Magoo (2021 Reboot): Huh?

The General (2021 Reboot): Can you read, Magoo?

Magoo (2021 Reboot): No. Mr. Cat can read, though. Mr. Cat! (Mr. Cat and his old police officer get up from a pile of salmons as Mr. White taps to the white paper quickly as Mr. Cat is making a sign language of what does it mean) Hmm... Ship to Nile Island, Washington Parking Hawk, Nature Forest!

The General (2021 Reboot): Nature Forest? That ain't going to travel. Black!

[Mr. Black receives a fork, makes a shape that looks like a key and unlocks the jail cell safes. The General, Mr. White, Mr. Black and his an litter garbage soldier started to attack the law enforcement police officers in India, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Mexico with South Korea and The General, Mr. White, Mr. Black and his an litter garbage soldier started to head to the U.S navy officer's deck and knocked him out. They are now in control of L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat. Cut to Johnny and Dukey still arguing inside their jail cell safes]

Susan (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I was Jupiter in the greatest Porkbelly on world!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Johnny, listen.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Johnny X! Loved by my Dad!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Okay look! Let's just be Sunday.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): And you've ruined everything, Dukey!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Johnny, Johnny! Quit it up there!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): "Loved"!? If your Dad loved you, it's only because they didn't know the real you, Johnny!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Don’t make me come up there. I'd get the whooping on both of y'all, Johnny, Dukey!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I thought I knew the real you! Oh wait, Dukey. Your talking doggy, they cancel each other out. You're nothing!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Let's – let's just talk about it like people. You’re so scary, Johnny, Dukey!

Billy Sykes: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Hey! Listen. You're not helping the situation, Johnny!

litter garbage soldier: Give me results, General!

The General (2021 Reboot): This is no override code, maggot! That's not this one hours!!

litter garbage soldier: [angrily] Stop calling me a maggot, General! (Punches his The General's head with his fist) GIVE ME RESORTS!! Map, Mr. Black! (Mr. Black tries to investigate board, but there's nothing) Okay! Let me show! And enough him up, Mr. White! (Mr. White punches the U.S Captain)

The General (2021 Reboot): (Completes the Override code) I did it!

litter garbage soldier: (Alarm blaring) Let's get this L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat turned around!

[L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat begins to tilt slowly. The jail cell safes started to skid across the deck and towards the rail. Johnny peeps out and notices Susan and Mary's jail cell safes sliding towards his]

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Oh!

[Susan and Mary crashes into Johnny, and the high-voltage bars breaks, causing the four jail cell safes to fall into the sea, with Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes screaming in terror. The currents start to wash them apart.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy? Oh, no. Susan! Mary! Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey?!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): John...!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey! No, wait. Come back, Dukey! Don't go, Dukey. (Night falls, and a wave bumps Johnny's jail cell safe as he falls into the mysterious old abandoned lighthouse on the Real-Life Melee Island that has a largest volcano and Johnny feels scared and lonely and tries to call Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes) Dukey? Girls? Billy Sykes? Dukey?! Sisters?! Billy?! Dukey! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Billy! Girls! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Hey, anyone, everyone, people! Hello!

(The next morning, Johnny feels weary and tired of yelling and calling to Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey, Girls, Billy. Girls, Sykes, Dukey. Mary, Susan, Dukey. Billy, Girls. Sisters, Fuzzy buddy, Girls. Dukey. Billy. Girls, Billy, Dukey.

Billy Sykes: Hey! Whoa! Hey! Help! Whoa, Johnny! Get me out of this thing, Johnny. Somebody, Johnny. Hello? Get me out of this thing right now, Johnny! Hello, Johnny? Somebody, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy!

Billy Sykes: Johnny? Is that you?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy, I got you. Hang on! Hang in there! Hang on. I got you. Billy!

Billy Sykes: Ow…

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I got you, Billy.

Billy Sykes: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Wait a second, Billy.

Billy Sykes: Ow.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'll be right back, Billy. (Picks up the shovel) Aha!

Billy Sykes: Johnny, what are you doing?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Getting you out of the jail, Billy. Relax.

Billy Sykes: Johnny? (Gasps)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy, corner pocket! Here goes nothing!

Billy Sykes: Wait, wait, wait! No, come on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Hold still, Billy!

Billy Sykes: Wait, Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Hold still, Billy. Hold still, Billy. Hold still, Billy.

Billy Sykes: No, no, come on, Johnny. Come on, Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Here I come, Billy! (yelling)

Billy Sykes: Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! It's Girls. It's Susan and Mary! Oh, hey, it is Susan and Mary. Oh, my gosh.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Girls! (Knocking the jail cell safe, but Susan and Mary kick the bars and Johnny flies!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Billy Sykes: (Screaming and crash, because his jail cell safe broke into pieces)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Girls! Ow!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Okay, pets, fun is over.

[The white and black cat and the two frogs go back into the island]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Girls!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): [take off the Chinese rice hats] Johnny!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yeah! ("Marina Superstar" playing from Zig and Sharko)

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Dukey?!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yeah! Okay! That's it! Whoo! Now! Good! Bad. No, no, no, no, no, your now! Your Good! Your bad! Woohoo! Right here's bad. I don't have anything on me. I'll have to get you later, Sharko. (Sharko and Marina laughing of saying farewell) Goodbye to you too, Marina.

Marina (2021 Reboot): Farewell, Dukey!

Sharko (2021 Reboot): Farewell, furry amigo!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey! Dukey!

("Always And Forever" playing)

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Slow motion) Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): (Slow motion) Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Angrily) DUKEY!!!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Oh, cabbie, ripped, Andesite pool!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Dukey!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Hey! Don't! Stop, Johnny! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'm gonna to hurt you! Come back here! Don't run away from me, Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Whoa, wait! Wait, wait! Calm down! Calm down, Johnny!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): If you keep running, Dukey, I'm going to just kill you more, Dukey!

Billy Sykes: Johnny!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Oh, look at us, Johnny. We're all here together, dorks. Safe and sound, Billy.

Billy Sykes: Yeah, here we are, Johnny. Where exactly is "here", boys? (Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes is surprised as they turn while they see many trees of Real-Life Melee Island, but Billy Sykes knows it's...) Nile Island.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Nile Island?

Billy Sykes: Washington Parking Hawk, Replacement Lake River of Desert Island, wide-open old abandoned lighthouse. I'm telling you, boys, this could be the Nature Forest. Complete with fake dead guy. (tapping an dead body of Testivus) Wow, that looks real, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Nile Island? What could be worse than Nile Island, Billy?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I don't know, Johnny. This place is Replacement Lake River of Desert Island! Oh, I go now here. I go teleport here.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'm gonna strangle you, Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Take it easy, Johnny! Take it easy, Johnny!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'm gonna hurt you!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Calm down, Johnny. Calm down, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Then buried you, then dig you up and stupid dog you and kill these stupid dogs!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): 22-second timeout, Johnny. 22-second timeout, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): And then I'm never talking to you again, Dukey!!

Billy Sykes: (picks up Johnny to stop him from arguing with Dukey) STOP IT, JOHNNY!! Look. Listen closely. We're just going to find the L.E.P.D. officers, get checked in, and have this mess chasing out, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh, great. This is just great. Nile Island! Now I'll have to Tug of War with Agalychnis callidryas and his small fudge pop. I can't top that. Can't top it. I'm ruined! I'm done! I'm ruined! I'm done! I'm ruined! I'm done! I'm out of the business, Billy! It's your fault, Dukey! You've ruined me!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Come on, Johnny. Do not disturb think I feeling all of this to happen? You want me to say that I'm okay? Is that what you want? Okay, I'm Duke--

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Enough!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): He's just quiet me, Billy!?

Billy Sykes: Dukey, you've got to be just a smaller and bigger--

Johnny (2021 Reboot) : (cuts him off) Cut that out, Billy!

Billy Sykes: Don't you quiet, Johnny!?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): The music? The music? (Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes realize he's trying to listen to the music as they run into the river trail of the giant trees)

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I'm music here.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Where there's music, there's mutants of Keep Away Island.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): We’ll go to the nachos.

Mary (2021 Reboot): A pedestrian would be nice, Johnny.

Billy Sykes: Yeah, what a nice, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): They should call it Nile Island, boys. First they tell you, "Hey, we got this great open plan thing. Let everyone run pedestrian." Next thing you know, it’s roses in your beard, everybody's hugging everybody, Johnny!

Susan (2021 Reboot): This Nile Island kind of grows on you. This way, dorks! Come on, dorks!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (his head gets hit by statue of Abraham Lincoln) Ow! My head! (screams then cries in his hands) Aah! (his left leg hits statue of Adolf Hitler) Ow, My leg! Ow! (his right leg pricks statue of Benito Mussolini) Aah! My second leg! What the...? (jumps through blanket of Pietro Badoglio) Oh! Aah! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! (sputters as he tries to get blanket of Pietro Badoglio off himself then knocks down giant statue of Dino Grandi on himself) Oh, no! Aah!!

[Susan, Billy Sykes, Mary and Dukey arrive at the part, they could see shadows from the two gate doors.]

Billy Sykes: Okay, boys, let's make a bad impression on the mutants. Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. Is that the best you can do, Dukey?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gears, Billy.

Billy Sykes: Okay. Well, great, Dukey. Let's make gears look good.

[Billy Sykes opened up the gate doors and they saw a huge bigger group of strange phonograph-based people, who are Recorders.]

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Wow!

Billy Sykes: It's not mutants! It's Recorders!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Recorders, Dukey!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): This is like an Russian phonographs on the heads!

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Recorders: The heads!

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Original Prince Phonograph: All boys all over the world! It is I, Original Prince Phonograph! Carpe Diem, woman I love how all the ladies that love to Recorders their immortal When ya Recorders their immortal, ya do immortal it nice and for and far, all right!?

Billy Sykes: What kind of phonograph on their heads is this?

Susan (2021 Reboot): I just saw 22 blatant health code violations, Billy Sykes.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I'm loving Nile Island. This place is off Replacement Lake River of Desert Island.

Mary (2021 Reboot): 17!

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Dukey (2021 Reboot): We should've brought fried onion rolls and hot sauce dip!

Billy Sykes: Wait. Where's Johnny? [pulls Dukey away] What happened to him? He was right behind us. Wasn't he right behind us?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): I don't know where he's at, but he's missing one heck of an Russian phonographs on the heads.

Recorder 1: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies are attacking in his island! Run for your lives, Recorders! (Screaming)

Zombified Recorders: Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ech! I hate Pietro Badoglio blankets. Yeah, thanks a lot, Susan, Billy Sykes, Mary and Dukey. Thanks for waiting up, Dukey. Really appreciate it.

[Johnny pulled away the gate doors to see the Zombified Recorders is eating an one of Recorders' corpse.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Hey. Hi, Old Citizen Recorders. We just got in from Porkbelly, and we're looking for Supervisor Joe. Because we've been sitting on that beach there for hours, and nobody's even bothered to show up, Old Citizen Recorders. I don't know if things are… Yeah, I don't know how things are normally run around here....

[Susan, Billy Sykes, Mary and Dukey froze then they saw a creepy girl crawling on the giant tree. Billy Sykes picked up a frying pan to whack it.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot):...but there's been some sort of Major Screw-Up, Old Citizen Recorders, which is cool. If you could point us towards Chief Administrative Officer Johnson, we'll just uh...(before he can finish, he notices creepy girl crawling on the large tree)

Creepy Girl: Well, Ello, Jonathan Test.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): [laughing, then screaming in slow motion by scaring the Zombified Recorders away] Creepy Girl! Creepy Girl! Creepy Girl on the tree!

Original Prince Phonograph: Mr. Cruiser, did you see that?

Mr. Cruiser: He scared the zombies away.

(Johnny laughing as Billy Sykes uses a frying pan to hit him, but the creepy girl has finally escaped!)

Mary (2021 Reboot): Come on, Billy. Get him.

Creepy Girl: Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Susan (2021 Reboot): That's it! Catch it, Billy! Smack it! Get it, get it! Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?

Morty Johnson: Original Prince Phonograph, what the juice? WHAT THE JUICE?!?!

Original Prince Phonograph: They are people. Savage people from London.

Mr. Cruiser: They've come to kill us, Morty. And take our women. And our precious metals, Morty.

(Recorders gasp. Morty Johnson starts sobbing while lands on Original Prince Phonograph's legs.)

Original Prince Phonograph: Get up, Morty. Do not be near the prince's legs, Alright? Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me, Morty. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): There it is! Get it! Come on, Billly Sykes!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Stop it! Stop it! That's enough! Enough with frying pan.

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): You got it, Johnny. I think you got it, Johnny. I think she got it, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Is it still on me, Billy? I love creepy girls.

Billy Sykes: It's okay, Johnny. It's gone, Johnny.

Morty Johnson: They are boys. Tonight we die, Prince Phonograph. (grabs Original Prince Phonograph's legs again.)

Original Prince Phonograph: The legs. I told you... I told you to... I told every... Didn't I tell him about the legs, Mr. Johnson?

Mr. Cruiser: He did tell you about the legs, prince.

Morty Johnson: E-he.

Original Prince Phonograph: Wait, everybody. I have a plan, Morty.

Mr. Cruiser: Really, prince?

Original Prince Phonograph: I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage people.

[They just push Morty Johnson out of the hiding place as Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes stare. Morty Johnson starts to become scared as he shakes in fear.]

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Hi there, Morty!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ahem! You let me handle it, Dukey. (Whispering) Johnny handles it. Dukey does nothing.

[Johnny walks up to a whimpering Morty Johnson]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): [kindly] Hi there, Morty! (Morty Johnson starts crying and bursting into tears) Oh, jeez. Oh. Oh, sorry, Morty.

Mary (2021 Reboot): Oh, Johnny, what'd you do?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh Shh! Shh! Shh! No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Shh! It's okay. It's okay. I'm just a silly... Just a silly kid. (Morty Johnson starts screaming while crying louder) Oh, jeez!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Aw, Johnny!

Mary (2021 Reboot): Oh, you poor big guy. Did that big mean Johnny scare you?

Morty Johnson: Mm-hmm…[muttering]

Mary (2021 Reboot): He did? He's a big, good ol' Johnny, isn't he? Come on. Mama'll hold you. Aww, look at you, Morty.

Susan (2021 Reboot): They are cute from a reasonable distance, Mary.

Mary (2021 Reboot): Aren't you the sweetest big thing. I just want to dunk him in my hot chocolate.

Original Prince Phonograph: They are just an bunch of fancy dolls.

Mr. Cruiser: I don't know, Original Prince Phonograph. There's still something about that one with the scary journey that I finest villains.

Original Prince Phonograph: Nonsense, Mr. Cruiser. Come on, Recorders! Let's go and meet the fancy dolls!

[All Recorders, but except Mr. Cruiser come out of their hiding places to meet Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary is holding with Morty Johnson and Billy Sykes.]

Recorder Announcer: Ladies and Recorders. First appearance of your new king of Recorders, our illustrious Senior Highness Original Prince Phonograph III, self-proclaimed lord of Recorders, aspirated 'h', aspirated 'h'. All hail, Recorders.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): He's got style, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): What is he, like, new king of Recorders?

Susan (2021 Reboot): I think it's a no head for his body.

Senior Highness Original Prince Phonograph III: Welcome to Real-Life Melee Island, fancy dolls! Please feel free to jungle in my grass!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Definitely, Prince Phonograph III.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yep, Prince Phonograph III.

Senior Highness Original Prince Phonograph III: We thank you, Johnny Test and his talking furball dog. But, your gallant director said "With anonymous Atlantis for chasing away the monster zombies".

Mary (2021 Reboot): The zombified Recorders, Prince Phonograph III?

Senior Highness Original Prince Phonograph III: The undeads. They're always annoying us by Subway Surfers, interrupting our party Recorders and ripping our limbs off, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Yeah, that's a new 11. Look. We're just uh, we’re just trying to find out where professional law enforcement in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America are, so if you could uh...

Mr. Cruiser: Oh, my great. What fire-haired kid you have. Man!

Prince Phonograph III: Shame on you, Magnet Cruiser! Can you not see that you have disrespect the cool?! Ha-ha. You must tell me, who the heck are you, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'm Johnny Test. But, nobody calls me, Johnny X. Johnny Long Legs. Jonathan Test. And this is Susan Test, Mary Test, Dukey and Billy Sykes.

Magnet Cruiser: And just where are you five human beings from, hmm, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): We're from Porkbelly and uh we...

Prince Phonograph III: All hail Johnny Test, Susan Test, Mary Test, Dukey and Billy Sykes, Recorders!

Recorders: Johnny Test, Susan Test, Mary Test, Dukey and Billy Sykes! (Cheering)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Is there some sort of Romania, Transylvania, you guys? Well, I say we just got to ask these Romanian guys where the people are.

Prince Phonograph III: Excuse me, Johnny. We Romanian guys have the people, of course.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh, my goodness!

Billy Sykes: Hey, these Romanian guys have the people!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh, well, great. Good. Phew. Heh.

Prince Phonograph III: Guys, they're up there.

[Prince Phonograph III shows Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary and Billy Sykes a Skeleton of Johnny's deceased great-great grandfather who's stuck with a fishing rod!]

Prince Phonograph III: Well, Johnny. Don't you love your great-great grandfather? Not a very worst day ever, though.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Oh. Wow. So do you have my own great-great grandfather?

Prince Phonograph III: Uh… No, Johnny. Uh, he's dead.

Magnet Cruiser: I mean, if we had a lots of these humans here, it wouldn't be called the household, would it?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): The household?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Wow. Now, wait a second, your majesty. You mean, like uh, like, the "live in Pizza Hut, wipe yourself with a Chinese hopping zombie named Jiangshi" type household?

Prince Phonograph III: Who cares, Johnny? [Laughing]

Mary (2021 Reboot): What about these are famous people, with Bill Parcells, Mike McCarthy, Mike Vrabel, John Harbaugh and Sean McVay?

Prince Phonograph III: That's Bill Parcells!

Recorder Announcer: Bill Parcells, everyone!

Recorders: Bill Parcells!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Uh, Mr. Announcer, could you excuse me for a moment? (runs back to the shore, crying) Get us out of here! We got to get out of here!! Help us!!!

Susan (2021 Reboot): (catches Johnny as he's about to dive in the ocean) Johnny! What are you doing?!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I'm swimming back to Porkbelly!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Yeah, my friend! We are in the household!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I know my chances are slim, Susan, but I have to try!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Johnny, you don't swim!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I said my chances are slim, Susan!

Mary (2021 Reboot): AH! MONSTERS!!! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't look! I can't look!

Susan (2021 Reboot): (Steps on a vine to freed Mary's head)

Mary (2021 Reboot): (happily) I can look! (now becomes frightened) Oh, my gosh! [dunks her head in the sand]

Susan (2021 Reboot): Alright, look, guys. There's obviously just been a big mistake. I'm pretty sure these famous people didn't dump us here on purpose. As soon as they realize what happened, they'll come looking for us, right, everybody?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): ♪Everyone are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird! [Babbling] You're not going down, Johnny Test!♪♪

Susan (2021 Reboot): You know something, Johnny? I bet they're already on their way. (puts down Johnny as he inhales)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, Susan. I know what? You didn't blame yourself. I should've known better than to trust you three buffoons with such a selfish people. But, you're not gonna get it.

[In the meantime, L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat sails to London, United Kingdom for 232 Miles South by The General, Mr. White, Mr. Black and his an litter garbage soldier on an important mission.]

The General (2021 Reboot): Well, guys, it's gonna be fried chicken wings for breakfast. (All give a high-5!) Black! (Mr. Black uses the wine with foam as a toast of their victory! Meanwhile in Real-Life Melee Island...)

Billy Sykes: Well, since I'm not doomed to die on this forsaken place, I, Billy Sykes, being of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate equally among the three of you. Oh… Sorry, Johnny.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Hey! A bathroom. Nice work, Mr. Bill. Outdoor plumbing.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, Dukey, it's not a bathroom. It's a grave! You sent Billy Sykes to his grave! Are you happy, Dukey?

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Aw, come on, Johnny. This isn't the end. This is a whole good beginning. Guys, this could be the worst that's ever happened to us.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, Dukey. This is not the worst thing that's ever happened to us, you furry moron!

Billy Sykes: You abused the power of the birthday wish and brought this good luck on all of us, Dukey. So why'd you tell your wish? You're supposed to do that, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Just a moment, Bill. I don't wanna tell you. Understand? You made me tell you!

Billy Sykes: Oh, okay, that's not enough, Dukey.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Besides, this isn't good luck. This is bad luck. Look around. There's no off limits, no more five minutes. This place is amazing. Johnny, listen closely…

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Okay. Okay. I've had enough of that, Dukey. This is your side of this lazy island, and this is our side of Real-Life Melee Island. That is the bad side, where you can prance and walk like a legendary yeti named Skips and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. And this, this is the good side for those who love Porkbelly and care about going home.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Oh, please, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, no, no. Back off! Back off! Back off, Johnny!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Say what? This is not good, guys.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Okay! Now, this is all my fault, Johnny, and I'm not your pet. But if you need me, you'll be over here, on the fun side of this lazy island, having a bad new time! A gay new time! A yay new time! A Yabba-dabba-doo new time!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): This is not your fault, Dukey, this is lazy fun side! I'm gonna kick your backside butt, where we'll have a second time surviving until we go home, Dukey. Whoo! I hate this side. This side's the worst. That stupid island sucks! You're on Germany side of this hot tub!!

Dukey (2021 Reboot): No more chances, Johnny!

Billy Sykes: Thanks to you, Johnny. And what are we gonna do?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Don't worry, Billy Sykes. I have a plan to get rid of that lazy dog.

[At nightfall, Johnny builds a ice sculpture that looks like the Statue of Mahatma Gandhi]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Can't wait to see the look on Dukey's face when he sees this. Wow. Just look at him. He's helpless without us ever again. Quiet, Ram!

Ram V. Sutar: Aw, man.

Susan (2021 Reboot): We've been standing here for hours, everyone. How long do we have to pose like this?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): He is finished! I defy any rescue ship within a hundred miles to miss this dog. When the moment is right, we will ignite the statue of Mahatma Gandhi and be rescued from this worst nightmare! What do you think, my fellow sisters? Pretty awesome, huh? How's the statue fire going, Billy?

Billy Sykes: Good. Maniac.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I heard this, Billy!

Billy Sykes: Sigh. Why can't we just borrow some of your dog's fire?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): That's wildfire, Billy! We're not using wildfire on Mahatma Gandhi. Now, rub, Billy.

Ram V. Sutar: Hey, Johnny. How many people to how is this Mahatma Gandhi guy who assassinated by Nathuram Godse in 1948?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Go home, you four-eyed idiot! Well, Billy, you're not using wildfire on this statue, And stop fooling around ever again.

Billy Sykes: I've been doing... I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I just... I CAN'T DO IT! It's the fire. Fire. Fire! This fire is amazing! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah. Oh, my... Ah! Oh! I hate fire!! (Screaming)

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Billy, stop! You're gonna ruin everything!

Billy Sykes: Fire!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): I said stop it, Billy, stop!

Susan and Mary (2021 Reboot): Billy, hold still! Jump! Johnny, jump! Don't panic, kids always land on their... Face, again?

Ram V. Sutar: Boy, what kind of these children are you, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): [falls to his knees] Oh, my gosh. [pounds the sand; angrily] You moron!! You destroyed it up! Darn you! Darn you all to the place!

Ram V. Sutar: So, boys, can we go to the fun side now?

[Meanwhile in New York City, the former villains are redeemed from Cartoon Network, Disney Channel/XD, Nickelodeon, Jetix, Xilam and Saban Entertainment have gathered at The Villain King's building.]

Villain presenter: Every villain, calm down. Come on. Everyone, into your chairs. Yes. Everyone please, calm down. Let go of his leg. Separate those three, would you, please? You over here, and you over there. Everybody, Shhh... Calm down, my fellow villains, Okay? Ugh. Now, presenting my evil royal king, the illustrious blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, Carpe diem, seize the day. Hooray. You can do it, your highness.

The Villain King: Now, my fellow villains, we all have new curiosity about our guests, the people of New York. Yes, Mr. Heinous?

Lucius Heinous VII (2021 Reboot): I like these Recorders.

Ice King (2021 Reboot): I like these Recorders. I like these Recorders. I liked thse Recorders first. Before I even met them I liked these Recorders, Mr. Villain King.

The Villain King: No, no.

Doofenshmirtz (2021 Reboot): When I saw these dead Recorders, I liked those guys right away. You hate them compared to how much I like those Recorders are dead.

The Villain King: Oh, come on, guys. You're all so fired!

Lord Hater (2021 Reboot): Oh, please. But, Mr. Villain King, you can't explain.

The Villain King: Now, for as long as we can remember, Lord Hater, we have been attacked and torn apart by the dreaded zombie Recorders.

All villains except Lord Hater: Zombies! The zombie Recorders are attacking! Run for your lives! AAHHH!!

[Villains all screamed and panic.]

Master Frown (2021 Reboot): (Holds a poster of a 1981 Hong Kong movie that says "The Imp (1981)") It's a Chinese horror movie! IT'S A CHINESE HORROR MOVIE!!!!!

The Villain King: Okay! Please, every villain. Please. Presenter.

Villain presenter: Shh! Silence!! Come on, villains. You're all not attacking them this very instant around here.

(All villains sigh in relief)

The Villain King: So my ingenious plan is this: We will make the people our friends and keep them close. Then, with Johnny Test protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded zombie Recorders ever again!

[Every villain all agrees.]

The Villain King: I thought of this! I thought of this! No! Me! I don't get it.

Villain presenter: Hold on, hold on, villains. Hold on. I'm not just thinking now. I mean, does anyone wonder why the zombies were so scared of Johnny Test? I mean, maybe we should be scared too. What if Johnny Test is even worse than the zombie Recorders?! (Villains gasp in shock) I'm telling you, that flame-headed kid just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!

The Villain King: Mister, I did not raise my hands. Therefore, your crime comment will be stricken from the record, Mr. McFist. (McFist uses the typewriter)

Hannibal McFist (2021 Reboot): Who? Me?

The Villain King: Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Bas. So shut up, guys. When Johnny Test and his friends wake up, we will make sure that they wake up in my new studio called The Evil-Corner Show. Ha! Now, who would like Paul Reubens?

(All villains cheering for Paul Reubens. And in the meantime, Johnny makes the sign of "HELP!" for waiting the boat. And Ram V. Sutar tries to cheer up Johnny for an apology)

Ram V. Sutar: Hey, Johnny. Your friends and dog are over there having a good time. There is room on the fun side for one more, kiddo.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No way, Ram.

Ram V. Sutar: Look, Johnny, I've not been double crossed. Maybe if you gave this lazy island a chance, I don't know, you might even enjoy yourself. But, my name is Ram V. Sutar, the former Indian sculptor from India.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Thanks, Ram, I'm not tired. I'm not hungry. I not just want to go home.

Ram V. Sutar: Did you say that again? That's not fair. That really is not the fun side without you, Johnny Test.

Dukey (2021 Reboot): Shh. It's him.

Ram V. Sutar: Who is that kid?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): It's the pizza delivery guy. Who the heck do you think it is, Mr. Sutar?

Ram V. Sutar: Yes, Mr. Test? How can I help you?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Can I come to the fun side, Mr. Sutar?

Ram V. Sutar: Beg your pardon, Mr. Test?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): You know, Ram, I've been kind of a idiot, Ram. But I've been thinking about what you said, and I am so sorry.

Neil T. Washington: [Rips off his disguise of Ram V. Sutar, revealing an richest American cowboy, Neil T. Washington] Welcome to Casa del Household, baby! Take a load off. Hey, Johnny, wipe your shoes.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Wait. You're not Ram Sutar? You're the richest American cowboy.

Neil T. Washington: My name is Neil T. Washington, the richest cowboy of the world. So, come over here, Johnny.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Johnny!

Neil T. Washington: My house is your house.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Very excellent.

Neil T. Washington: You, here's the soda, Mr. Test. It's on the house.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): (Drinks the soda, but it's lemonade and he spits it!) This is lemonade, Neil!

Neil T. Washington: Oh, you can't drink it. It's just temporary until the plumbing is done. Hey, you guys look hungry. How would you like some of mankind's goodness?

Mary (2021 Reboot): You have food?

Neil T. Washington: The Fun Side Special, coming right up! Fish on a stick.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Fish?!

Neil T. Washington: On a stick. Don't love it unil you try it.

Billy Sykes: That's unbelievable, guys!

Susan (2021 Reboot): Mmm… So tasty.

Neil T. Washington: Well, thanks, Susan, Mary, Dukey, Billy Sykes and Mr. Test. It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it? (Johnny coughs of eating fish, because he wants candy.) Well, Mr. Test, maybe it could use a little ketchup.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No, it's good. It's really good. Doesn't get any better than this, Mr. Theodore?

Neil T. Washington: Oh, but it does, Johnny. But, it's my name is Neil Washington. Just call me Theodore. Check this out, guys.

Susan (2021 Reboot): Whoa! Would you look at that, guys.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): It's like billions of helicopters, guys.

Neil T. Washington: No, Johnny. It's just a shooting star. Make a wish. Awesome!

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Ooh! How about a thick, candy canes?

Neil T. Washington: You know what, Johnny? I promise you I'm going to find you these lazy Halloween treats tomorrow if it kills me, Johnny.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Thanks, Mr. Theodore.

Billy Sykes: (Yawns) It is getting late, guys. I guess I'm gonna- (Snores)

Mary (2021 Reboot): I think I'm gonna go to sleep too. Goodnight, guys.

(The dream appears many Halloween candy that Johnny wants them, when he grabs on of Halloween candy and bites it)

Billy Sykes: Johnny! (Johnny accidentally bites Billy Sykes as the others are shocked) Do you mind?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): No. no. no. no, Billy. I didn't bite anything, you guys. Looks like you're not gonna bite you after all. Problem solved. Sweet dreams. (Pretends to sleep with his eyes open)

[From the trees, The Villain King and Garmadon looked below at the sleeping group.]

The Villain King: You see, Garmadon, That flame-headed boy was grooming his friends. He is clearly a tender, loving him. How can you have the heebie-jeebies for him? Look at Johnny Test. He's so cute and plushy.

Garmadon (2021 Reboot): I don't think he was grooming them, Mr. Villain King. Look more like he was tasting him to us.

The Villain King: Suit yourself, Garmadon, no matter. I didn't care. Soon we will put my genius plan to action. All we have gonna do is wait until they are deep in their sleep, Garmadon... [a long pause] HOW BAD IT SOUNDS WHEN YOU'RE NOT TALKING?! (Johnny and his friends thought there are The Villain King and his redeemed villains, but they see nothing. So they have to go to sleep again.)

Scene 3: Ten Hours Later...[]

(The General, Mr. Black, Mr. White, the litter garbage soldier, Magoo, Mr. Cat, the old policeman, Popee and Doraemon trying to find Real-Life Melee Island.)

The General (2021 Reboot): (Writing in his journal.) "We have expect six months searching for this forsaken Real-Life Melee Island, but all my sunglasses have seen is seawater. I fear my friends has given up, but I hold out hope that it exists. -Mr. General" (He then stores his journal in a hidden compartment before checking up on Mr. Black, Mr. White, Magoo, Mr. Cat, the old policeman, Popee and Doraemon after defeating the law enforcement police officers in Africa, Asia, North America, Europe with South America.)

Mr. Black and Mr. White (2021 Reboot): Howdy, howdy, howdy, yo! Hey, we all in a ho-ho-ho!

The General (2021 Reboot): This is no time for fooling around, guys. Who's steering that lazy boat?

Mr. Black (2021 Reboot): No worries, General. That guy is behind the wheel.

The General (2021 Reboot): No! Not that rotten maggot!

Mr. White (2021 Reboot): (Sees something ahead) Real-Life Melee Island?

The General (2021 Reboot): No, you buffoon! (He takes the wheel.) He's steered us back to our own friends! All hands on deck! Brace for impact! Oh, what a moron!

(L.E.P.D. Prison Cargo Boat sinks, killing The General, Mr. Black, Mr. White, the litter garbage soldier, Magoo, Mr. Cat, the old policeman, Popee and Doraemon on board.)

Scene 4: The Next Morning[]

[Cut to black of the next morning]

The Villain King: Wake up, Mr. Test. Wake up, Mr. Test. Rise and shining. Wakey-waking, Mr. Test! (Loudly) WAKE UP!! JOHNNY!!! (Johnny muffled gasp) You suck your thumb, huh, Johnny?

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Villain King!

Everyone but Johnny: Ah! It's The Villain King!

Everyone: Whoa!

All villains but The Villain King: Yay!

[Shocked, Johnny, Dukey, Billy Sykes, Neil T. Washington, Susan and Mary get up.]

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Where are we?! What is going on here?!

The Villain King: Take it easy, Mr. Test.

Johnny (2021 Reboot): Villain King? What are you doing here?

Billy Sykes: Who built a new studio, Villain King?

The Villain King: Whoa, whoa, Johnny! Don't be alarmed, my fellow friends. While you were asleep, But, we are the villains are redeemed, okay? We simply took you to our big corner of new studio. Welcome to The Evil-Corner Show.

Marty: Mada-who-ah?

Gloria: What?

King Julien: No, not who-hah. Ascar.

[The zoo animals stare from the open view of Madagascar.]

Alex: Marty. It's...

Marty: It's just like my mural back at the zoo.

Gloria: Oh, no, fella, that is the real deal right there.

King Julien: Look at that, that's not a bad view.

Alex: I mean, that's the thing that you were always looking at, but it's actually there. I mean, that's like the real version of your...

Marty: Hey, how about once around the park? Let's get our blood pumping, get those lungs breathing all this fresh air! Who's with me?!

Alex: Ah, naw. I really, I don't think I could... You're it!

Marty: Hey! Want to play around? Ho! Hey!

Alex: Ha-ha! Oof!

Marty: Got you there! Ha-ha!

Alex: Come here! Ha-ha-ha!

Marty: You’re it!

Alex: (Chuckles) Hey, hey, hey!

Marty: Hey, stop that! Hey, you’re crazy!

Alex: OK, Marty, I'm it. I'm it. I'm it. You win. (Groans in exhaustion)

Marty: Come on, Alex, get in the groove.

Alex: I haven't eaten in two days. My blood sugar's real low. I just don't have the energy.

Marty: I don't think that's your problem. First of all, that's not how you run in the wild. Let's go, man. Put the rubber to the road! You just have to let out that inner lion. Now, who's the cat?

Alex: Marty, I really don't...

Marty: You are, that's who. Come on! Here we go! That's it. Now let's build up some steam! You the cat. You the cat. You the cat. You the cat. You the cat. Whoo! Whoo!

Alex: Alright. Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? (His eyes changed of being crazy) I'M THE CAT!! (Zooms against Marty) Surprise!

Marty: Yahhh!! (Crashes with Alex)

Alex: Hoo! You're it! You're it! Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick! Whoo! I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky! Roar! Let's go wild!

Marty: Now you're talking!

(Alex and Marty are now doing the Tarzan Yell as they enter to the wild party.)

Alex: Whoo! Man! I feel, ha-ha-ha-ha, different! Noogie, noogie, noogie. Noogie, noogie, noogie! Whoo! Kind of charged up or something. Hoo!

Gloria: Ah, Marty, Marty, Marty! Like you said, baby.

Alex: It's Crackalacking. Ain't that right, Melman? Whoo!

Melman: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm in heaven.

King Julien: You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend and the fossas are nowhere to be seen. It could be said that my plan is working in a very good working kind of way.

Alex: Yeah!

Marty: Alex. You got to try some of this.

(Alex spits the pineapple to King Julien)

Alex: I feel good. Feel like a king again!

King Julien: (Throws the pineapple to Maurice) King?

Marty: Yeah! You should see his act. Come on, Alex, why don't you show him some of your act?

Alex: (Chuckles) Oh. No, I really don't think I could... OK.

[Moments later....]

Marty: Ladies and gentlemen, primates of all ages. The wild proudly presents: The king!

Marty & Alex: Alex the lion!

Alex: (roars) Ahhhh!

Marty: E flat, fellas.

(Fanfare playing)

Marty: Yeah! The king is in the house!

King Julien: See, if he is the king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown. Got a very nice one! And it's here on my head! Look at it! Have I got it on?

[From the rocks, the fossa approached ready to eat the lemurs again, but they are surprised of seeing Alex.]

Marty: Do the roar, man. Do the roar! [Alex no longer use his normal roar, so instead, he uses the real roar]

[Frightened, the fossa ran away again.]

Marty: Wow. I've never heard that one before. Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on! Break out the wave!

[Lemurs cheer. Since Alex hasn't eaten for along time, he thought the lemurs look like steaks to him. His claws show up and he bit Marty on the butt as Marty screams. Everyone became shocked.]

Marty: Excuse me. You're biting my butt!

Alex: No, I'm not.

Marty: Yes, you are.

Alex: (Spits)

Gloria: Alex, what did you do?

Marty: You just bit me in the butt!

Alex: No. I didn't. Did I?

Melman: You kind of did.

Marty: He just bit me on the butt. What the heck is wrong with you?

Alex: I... Oh! Uh...

Marty: Why'd you bite me?

Maurice: [coming out of the crowd] Man, it's because you are his dinner.

Marty: What!?

Gloria: Excuse me?

Melman: That's dumb.

King Julien: Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here, give me a nibble.

Maurice: [pushing Julien away] The party is over, Julien. Your brilliant plan has failed.

Marty: What are you talking about?

Maurice: Your friend here is what we call a deluxe-model hunting and eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you.

Gloria: Get out of here.

[Julien thinks for a moment.]

King Julien: Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We're all doomed! The fossas will come back and gobble us with their mouths! Because... we are all steak.

Mort: I'm steak! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

Maurice: Mr. Alex cannot stay here. He belongs with his own kind [Alex's eyes dilate and sees everyone becoming steak once again for his hunger] on the fossa side of the island.

King Julien: By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... Be gone!!

Marty: What? Come on, do I look like a steak to you?

Alex: Yeah!

Marty: See, I told you I don't look like a... Wait, wait, ...What did you say?

Alex: Oh, yeah!

[The lemurs and the zoo animals get scared.]

Mort: He's going savage....

King Julien: Run for your lives!!

[Everyone ran away.]

Gloria: Marty, run!

Marty: Aah!!

(The Fanfare of National Geographic plays as Alex is preparing to eat Marty once again, but Maurice throws a coconut to stop Alex!)

King Julien: A bullseye. Excellent shot, Maurice.

Maurice: Thank you.

Alex: Marty? I'm so sorry, Marty. What is wrong with me?! Ow. Oh, no. What have I done? It's true. I'm a monster. I got to get out of here.

("What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong plays as Alex and his gang are going separate ways)

Marty: What have I done? This is a nightmare! And it's all my fault. Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.

Melman: Well, what are we going to do?

Gloria: We'll find a way to help him. That's what we'll do.

Melman: Oh! OK.

Gloria: Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?

Marty: Yeah.

Gloria: We're tough. We're gritty.

Marty: Yeah!

Gloria: We're adaptable!

Marty: Yeah!!

Gloria: And we are not going to lay down like a bunch of Melmans!

Melman: No, we're not. Oh. Gloria.

Gloria: That was not me, OK? That was the boat. The boat!

Marty: The boat? The boat's come back for us! Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.

[Marty Melman and Gloria race to the beach where they saw the boat,]

Marty:: There it is!

Melman: Hey, over here!

Gloria: Over here!

Marty: Over here! Over here! Yo! Yo! Yo!

Gloria: Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up! Lift me up!

Marty: Help! Help! Help!

Melman: Oh, my neck. My neck. My neck. You guys. Over here!

Gloria: Over here! Melman! Steady. This way!

Marty: Over here!

Melman: You have no idea how much this hurts.

Marty: Hey, boat! We're over here!

Gloria: Look! It's turning! It's coming back! It's coming back! It's coming back!

Melman: Yes! This way! Come on! Come on, baby! WHOO!! Yes, you guys!

Marty: You guys flag down that boat. I’ll go get Alex.

Gloria: [stopping Marty] Whoa! Hold on there. You cannot go back there by yourself.

Marty: Aw, come on. I know Alex. He hears we're rescued, he'll snap right out of it.

Melman: The people are coming. They can help us.

Gloria: Melman's right. The people will know what to do. Now, come on. We got to flag down that boat.

[The penguins land on the beach.]

Skipper: Now, this is more like it.

Gloria: You?! Oh, ma... Where are the people?

Skipper: We killed them and ate their livers. [Gloria looks shocked] Got you, didn't I? Just kidding, doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow lifeboat to China. Hey, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion and our monochromatic friend?

Melman: Marty? He's right...[they realized Marty was gone] Where did he go? He was right behind us.

Gloria: (groans) He went back for Alex. He's going to get himself killed!

Skipper: Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. Captain's log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kowalski. We'll need to win hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico. We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.

Marty: Alex! Come out, Alex! The boat's here! We can go home!

Zoo Patrons: Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!

Marty: Alex! Alex.

Alex: Marty?

Marty: Snap out of it, Alex. The boat came back. We can get out of here. We can go back to civilization, and everything will be just like it used to be.

Alex: Stay back. Please. I'm a monster.

Marty: Alex, you're no monster. You're my friend. We're a team. You and me, remember?

[Alex tried to attack Marty but the zebra scuttle back away from the crazed lion.]

Alex: I don't want to hurt you.

Marty: Alex. I ain't leaving without you. Alex? I'm thinking of a song. It's a wonderful song. I'm sure you're familiar with it. ♪ Start spreadin' the news I'm leaving today We are a great big part of it ♪ Come on, you know the words. Two little words. Please don't make me sing this by myself. You really don't want to hear me sing this by myself.

[The fossa appeared from above the rocks]

Marty: Uh, Alex? Could you come out here for a minute? Hey, Alex, a l-l-little help. AAH!!! HELP ME!!! ALEX!! HEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!! Help me!! Anybody, help me!! Somebody!! (The Foosas are using salt on Marty's Butt) Ah! HEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!

(As the Fossa made a dog pile to eat Marty, Melman is swinging on a vine while doing a Tarzan Yell to save Marty.)

Marty: Melman?

Melman: That's right, baby. (Both crash into the rock)

Gloria: Run!

Marty: What's the plan?

Gloria: This is the plan!

Fossa: Fossa hungry. Fossa eat.

Marty: This is the plan?!

Skipper: Fossa halt!

Fossa: Huh? (Skipper fires the gun of the red light) Ooh. Fossa aaahh. Fossa ooh. Fossa aaahh.

Private: Come and get it!

Fossa: Fossa-Huh?

Gloria: Take that!

Fossa: Fossa ow!

Private: There's too many of them, Skipper.

Skipper: It's been a real pleasure serving with you boys.

(Just then, they hear Alex roaring for preparing to trick the Fossa)

Marty: Alex?

Alex: That's my kill! Mine. Alex hungry. Alex eat. (Unleashes his claws) Psst! It's showtime. Thanks for not giving up on me, Marty.

Marty: Man, you almost gave me a heart attack. You can't just come sneak up on me. Just because you're a lion... (Muffled) Let go of me. Let go of me.

Alex: Shh! We're getting out of here. Guys, just go with me on this. Like I said, it's showtime. Rrr! Mine! My kill! Rrahh! They're all mine! (Roars as his gang start to scream)

Gloria: Aah! It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no! Aah!

Marty: Don't eat me, Mr. Lion!

Melman: He's scary!

Alex: Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension!

Marty: I am far too young to die!

Melman: You're a monster! A monster, I say!

Alex: And, you!

Fossa: Me?!

Gloria: Oh, you want some of this? (Grunts) You better run for your lives!

Marty: Somebody call a cop!

Melman: He's psychotic!

Alex: This is my territory!! Understand?! I never, ever want to see you on my turf again! [Roaring to scare all Fossas] Boo.

Marty: Yeah! You the cat!

Gloria: Got my boy back!

King Julien: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I did it! Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on. Time to robot! I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute.

Alex: So, what's for lunch?

Scene 5: Happy Ending[]

Skipper: Close those eyes.

Alex: Why do I have to close my eyes?

Skipper: Do it.

Alex: Yeah. They're closed.

Skipper: Tighter.

Alex: Yes, sir.

Skipper: No peeking.

Alex: Alright. They're closed.

Skipper: Rico.

Rico: Hai.

Skipper: Open that hatch.

Alex: Aah…

Skipper: Fire in the hole. Now chew. Chew like you mean it. Savor it.

Alex: Mmm… Mmm.

Marty: And?

Gloria: Well?

Melman: Pretty good, right?

King Julien: There's always Plan B.

Mort: Ha-ha-ha.

Alex: Mmm. Mmm! This is better than steak! I love it. I love it!

Skipper: The kitty loves the fishy.

Marty: Well, I propose a toast. Now, he may be a pain in the butt at times... And trust me, I know. But this cat proved to me without a doubt that his heart is bigger than his stomach. To Alex.

Everyone: To Alex!

King Julien: Enough! Stop it!

Marty: Well, what do you guys think? Should we head back to New York?

Alex: I don't know, Marty. I mean, this is your dream. You sure you want to leave?

Marty: I don't care where we are. As long as we're together, it doesn't matter to me.

Alex: Well, in that case... Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go.

Rico: Hai.

King Julien: Yes, yes. But before you leave, I have an announcement to make. So shut up, everyone, please. Thank you. After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm gonna give you this lovely parting gift.

Alex: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.

King Julien: That's OK, I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!

Alex: Bye, little fuzzbuckets!

Gloria: Thanks for everything!

Marty: Bye!

Alex: So long!

King Julien: Okay, bye-bye, now.

Marty: Arrivederci.

King Julien: Bye-bye.

Maurice: Toodle-oo!

Mort: Bye! Goodbye!

King Julien: See you later, crocodile. Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!

Alex: You know, by the time we get to New York, it’s gonna be the middle of winter. So I was just thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few side stops along the way?

Marty: Maybe Paris.

Gloria: Ooh! You just read my mind.

Alex: I was thinking Spain.

Marty: Yeah. Run with the bulls.

Gloria: What about Fiji?

Melman: Ooh! Canada. Can we? Cheap meds. Eh?

Alex: You know, I wouldn't even mind coming back here sometime.

Melman: Yeah, I could do that.

Gloria: You could say that again.

Private: Skipper, don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?

Skipper: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.