Portnoy is short, slender, has strawberry blonde hair, pale skin and black eyes. He wears a yellow shirt, brown pants and white socks with blue sneakers.
Trivia[]
According to him, he has perpetual sinus issues, and that he can't taste or smell anything because of it.
Similarly, he has been wedgied so many times that he is immune to feeling pain by being wedgied.
He hacks government satellites for fun.
He was kicked out of Camp Sunny Smiles for not having a platnum credit card.
He does, however, have silver, gold and diamond credit cards.
Gallery[]
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