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[The dramatic music plays, Warner Bros. logo and the Warner Animation Group logo fades. And the Original Film logo fades. The school bus goes down the left path, which is covered in extreme cloud cover and mild fog. Lightning strikes as the bus travels over a wooden bridge, which collapses just after the bus gets across. McGee, Gretchen, and Squirt witness this from the back of the bus.]

McGee: "Huh?" [The campers look at each other as the bus continues to drive down the path. The bus stops, and its door opens as McGee, Gretchen, and Squirt pokes their heads out to see a run down camp covered in dense fog.] McGee: (nervously) "Uh, this doesn’t look like Camp Sunny Smiles..." [The campers are kicked off the bus by the bus driver.] Bus driver: "End of the line, kiddies." [He closes the bus door and starts the bus, before a pair of large tentacles grab the bus and pull it over the lake as the bus driver screams. The tentacles pull the bus underwater, and the bus driver swims to the surface in panic before swimming away. McGee, Gretchen, and Squirt watch with shocked faces. Gretchen pulls out a phone.] Gretchen: "I'm gonna call a cab." [presses a button and holds the phone to her ear, and the phone emits negative beeps as she gasps] "Great. We're in a dead zone." [A zombie-like hand suddenly emerges from the ground while THE LEGO® MOVIE 2 music plays, scaring the campers. The rest of the zombie (who has a chainsaw for a hand) emerges from the ground, growling as he walks to the campers, who are shaking with fear.] Sawyer: "I've been waiting for you!" [McGee frantically looks around and sees a stick.] McGee: [grabs stick] "Keep waiting, buddy!" [He knocks the head off the zombie, before screaming and running away as the zombie's body reaches for his missing head. The head lands on the ground in a daze as his body mindlessly walks in the background.] Sawyer: "Careful with those branches, campers! You could poke an eye out." [McGee and Gretchen are seen running away from the zombie.] Gretchen: "Where are we going?" McGee: "Anywhere but there!" [The two speed up as Squirt follows them. The three run behind a cabin and run into the back of a large sasquatch. He turns around, revealing his head, upper body, and hands to be covered in a red liquid. He screams in anger, causing the campers to scream at him. The sasquatch screams at the campers while they scream at him. They scream at each other as the campers run away. The sasquatch is then revealed to have been painting, with the red liquid being paint.] Armand: (annoyed) "I hope you kids know that getting this stain out will be murder!" [He yells "murder" so loud that it echoes, scaring the campers even more as they run into the largest building and close the door.] [Gretchen jumps out of a window, while McGee throws Squirt out before jumping after them. They run towards the lake's shore, but stop as three tentacles rise from the lake.] McGee: "Bus crusher is back!" [The tentacles grab Gretchen's arm, Squirt's head, and McGee's legs, and then wrap themselves around the campers as they scream. Gretchen tries to free herself, but the tentacle's grip tightens. Then shows the title: "CAMP LAKEBOTTOM: THE MOVIE".] Sasha, Suzi & Buttsquat: OUR CAMP IS IN DANGER!

To be continued...

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